Useless Italian Phrases

Il tovagliolo non canterà al caricamento del sistema giallo
The napkin will not sing to the yellow boot

Desidero denominare il vostro ago per un certo burro
I want to call your needle for some butter

Quando i denti nervosi si eserciteranno nel volo?
When will nervous teeth practice the flight?

Fabio è il mio vestage verdant del vivisection
Fabio is my verdant vestage of vivisection

Il pericolo, goccioline annega il mio dingo malato
Danger, droplets drown my diseased dingo

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  1. No, see, the problem with these phrases is that not only are they useless, they’re incoherent.  And, umm, Nate… I’d say your inner-most feelings need some sorting out, but your poetry fits right into the post-modern/contemporary/whatever-you-call-it era.

  2. Danny, I am not a machine!  I am a human being who bleeds red blood and gets writer’s block from time to time.  You can not hold my e-props hostage for your daily fix of my pointless ramblings I tell you.  A post is coming soon… don’t take away my e-props… don’t take my precioussss…  Smeagol write for master soon, yes…

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