You remember what happened the last time you followed the advice of inanimate objects back in school. That was a mistake you weren’t going to repeat for the fifth time… you’re no fool.
So you dump all the brownish-green liquid onto the floor and watch as it trickles its way to… uh oh… the golden retriever. The dog, as dogs do with mysterious liquids, starts to lap it up with fervor. It must have been pretty tasty because the dog is now pulling at its leash to try to get as much as the length of leash will allow him to reach.
At first nothing seems to happen. You wonder if you were too quick to throw away something potentially delicious like that. But then you begin to see the metamorphosis… still unseen by the old man in the lab coat who seems to be preoccupied with some gruesome task. Eventually where a happy-go-lucky golden retriever once sat, there is now a full-grown ticked-off polar bear.
It snaps the leash effortlessly and lets out a bone shaking roar. The old man finally seeing it starts back from fear.
This could be your chance to make like a pair of size 4 pants on a size 10 woman and split.
Do you…
follow the crude analogy and get out of there…
stick around to see what happens…
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