It’s Not Me

I took one of those left brain / right brain tests some time ago, and it only confirmed what I already know.  I’m both or I’m neither.  Here are the results.
 

• French Drama Troupe
• Literary magazine editor
• Music and Art appreciation seminars
• Ballroom dancing classes

He’s also constantly using metaphor and analogies to explain his conceptions.  He seems to have this deep seated desire to want to move people which may come across as manipulation… watch out for that.  He should just get his head out of the clouds and get a grip.  His dreams of becoming a writer or musician someday is a bit far-fetched.  Personally, it makes him seem a little “light in the loafers” if you know what I mean…

Left Brain Nate: (as described by Right Brain Nate)
oh what a cold, passionless life he must live… this is the guy you’ll see mostly at his job… very logical and detail oriented… he’s constantly organizing things or making up bulleted lists for things like his college extracurricular activities… he’ll do things like when asked why it’s colder in the mountains than in the valleys he’d explain it using Boyle’s Law and expect the listener to be just as intereseted in it as he is.  It’s almost as if he feels like it’s his duty to inform those around him why a scenario like “The Planet of the Apes” could never actually occur in reality… hey Nate – no one cares!  He arranges the flood lights in his living room according to expected life so that and entire row burns out at once based on usage… he also decides what food in his refrigerator he’ll eat by which has the closest expiration date coming up… yes, he is that dorky…. I mean, sometimes he’s useful when something needs to get fixed or we’re playing trivial pusuit… but the following sentence would annoy the crap out of him… “.. its you’re decision on weather your going to ask them for there help before they tell you their moving here or they’re…”  Personally, I think he has borderline OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder), but that’s just me… haha!

Well, that’s just a sampling… and, no, I don’t have schizophrenia.  Interestingly enough, one of my married friends once told me that I need to marry a “renaissance woman.”  I think she said this because I would have the unique ability to appreciate all of her facets… and she mine.  Well, as long as she’ll sing with me… tolerate my OCD… and doesn’t mind an analogy or two… I’m sure we’ll manage just fine.