Confessions of an Ex-PDA User

About 5 years ago when Pocket PC PDA’s were just taking off in popularity, I bought one of the first iPAQ’s off the assembly line.  As an electrical engineer I felt it was my obligation… nay, duty to purchase this $500+ wonder-toy for the ultra-organized.  It was great.  I used it for everything including tuning my guitar, taking voice memos, and a spare KJV Bible.  I used the Excel spreadsheet to calculate bowling handicaps, the Word documents to store my favorite guitar music for easy reference, and the MS Money application to keep track of all my purchases in real-time and sync up with my PC when I got home.

But then I started noticing something… it was getting pretty tedious to turn on the PDA, navigate to the To-do list application, enter text awkwardly using the stylus, correct handwritting recognition mistakes, save, and turn it off.  Added to that was the hassle of mainitaining battery life and remembering to sync-up with my PC.  I started realizing that my guitar tuner worked much faster and better for tuning my guitar.  The text for my guitar music was too small to read and play at the same time.  And I just looked kind of stupid talking into my PDA in public saying “pick up dry-cleaning.”  So I started using it less and less… until I realized it had been over a year since I really turned that thing on… and I don’t really miss it.

So what’s a detail-oriented, hassle-avoiding, absent-minded engineer to do?  Well, this one decided to go super-low-tech.  I rediscovered the simple elegance of paper and pencil.  In many ways it is superior to PDA’s in my humble [sic] opinion.  So I decided to share exactly how it is in this entry.  So if you will indulge me…

The Advantages of a Steno Notepad Over a PDA

I’ve found that many of the applications that your standard PDA has can be replicated with a notepad.

For Example:

Calculator:

 Granted, the mathematical functions are limited to what you remember from school, and careless errors are more likely, but it has an automatic store function of every step of the calculation.  Also notice the handy stylus/pen holder on top which is compatible with most commercially available writing utensils (sold seperately).

Calendar:

  Montly view… weekly view… daily view… hourly view… you can do it ALL.  Also notice the cool “daily breakout” function for the more hectic days.  It’s fully customizable for Christian holidays, Jewish holidays, Voodoo holidays… whatever you like.

Memos:

  It even has a function where you can merge with other documents.  In this case, a post-it with additional information.

To Do:

  Instant access… just turn to the page with the “to do” list on it.  Edit with ease and even be able to see your edits in real-time.  You could even make notes directly on your “to do” list page for reference later.  Let’s see you do that with a PDA.

Phone Numbers:

  Let’s be truthful.  Who really looks up phone numbers and addresses anymore on their PDA’s?  I mean do you really need to know your cousin Gertrude’s phone number and zip code while you’re out on the road?  Most of the time you can easily wait until you get home to look that stuff up or you have all your numbers stored on your cell phone.  But for those often used numbers, a notepad serves just fine.

Reminders:

  Okay, granted, your notepad isn’t going to spring to life and start beeping like crazy to remind you that you have a dentist appointment in 5 minutes, but do you really have time to get there in 5 minutes if you happened to forget anyway?  With this you can change the urgency of the reminder by increasing the font size or writing “this is really important” next to your reminder.

Word Processing:

  You can write letters, essays, recipes… anything you’d use a word processor for… well, maybe not a resume or something.   And when you’re done – viola!  instant hard-copy.  Let’s see a PDA do that without having to connect to a printer.  With this, the print function is included.  You can change the font to an almost infinite number of different styles and sizes… center/right justify/left justify… bulleted lists… numered lists… mulitple columns… the possibilities are endless.

Games:

  You can play tried-and-true classic games… and multi-player games at that!  The list of possible games is endless… from tic-tac-toe to hangman to sqaures… the beta version of Tetrisâ„¢ is still being developped… I don’t think it will be compatible without major upgrades or a very very vivid imagination.

I’ve even made some useful customized functions for myself.  See, with PDA’s you have to pay for software for some of the more advanced functions.  With a notepad, you are your own “software” developper… no special schooling or training necessary.  And you won’t void your warranty by making modifications to it.  Here are some of my more advanced bells and whistles…

Mapquest:

  This is specifically directions from Dulles Airport to the White House.

GPS:

  With one minor calibration step, you get the most vital GPS information without all the clutter of map overlays, longitudes, and latitudes.

10 Second Countdown Timer:

  If you start from the bottom, it instantly converts to a “count UP” timer.  Accuracy is somewhat dependent on the user’s rate of speech, but it’s good enough for government work and rushing the quarterback in touch football.

Finally, here are some side-by-side comparison points which highlight the advantage of a notepad vs. a PDA:

Battery Life:
PDA – no more than 3 hours per charge
Notepad – infinite, no charging required

Durability:
PDA – drop it from higher than a couple feet and it is rendered practically useless.
Notepad – you could drop it from a 40-story building, dust it off, and continue to use it – given that you go down the elevator fast enough before someone picks it up and takes it.

Cost:
PDA – a good one will run you $350-$500
Notepad – $9.28 for a pack of 12

Display Size:
PDA – a paltry 3.5″
Notepad – 6″x9″

Extra Memory:
PDA – required compact flash cards which run from $30-$50
Notepad – $9.28 for a pack of 12

Water Resistance:
PDA – are you kidding me?
Notepad – can be submerged underwater for a good amount of time and still have data recoverable.

Actually, I hear that PDA sales have been steadily declining over the last few years.  A bunch of PDA manufacturers have actually abandoned the business.  I guess others are realizing what I am as well.  I know that it may be heresy that an electrical engineer is opting for the low-tech option, but I think that it goes along with an engineer’s desire to use what is most efficient and “close enough” rather than something cumbersome yet exact.

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  1. hahah… i want to read this more thoroughly when i get back. i was looking at the pictures! kekeke… i know the um, um …hangman word!!! it’s GARAGE! right? hehehe…

  2. hehehe…. i remember that PDA! it was at Intermezzo Cafe in Perimeter and you tested me on perfect pitch! remember that, Nate? hehehe…. you kept testing me bc i was so good! hahaha!!!
    yeah… I’d prefer writing in pencil than trying to look up things on PDA. That’s why I have a planner with me all the time! more convenient, seriously…

  3. funny (especially the items on your notepad). but a little exaggerated.and failed to convince me to turn in my PDA for the notepad.there’s so many cool features these days and it’s FREE (but there’s so many that i forget about them and don’t use them!)

  4. Hahaha! Coming from a loyal PDA user, you bring up some valid points, but I’m in the same boat as preciouslambs in regards to turning in my PDA for a notepad. Although, I do notice that I am beginning to store more numbers in my cellphone rather than my PDA. Don’t have the graffiti problem b/c I’ve got a built-in keypad w/my PDA. You ACTUALLY used the voice memo function? Anyways, it’s so funny that you took the time to write stuff on a notepad, take pics, and then post them on your site. Haha…

  5. Okay everybody!  Yeah, so I spent some time doing this entry – so what?  It’s my creative outlet here… I usually have several entries in partially done stages and work on them when I have spare time.  This one was a few minutes here and there over the span of about a week.  Xanga entry writing is a very relaxing hobby for me, if you haven’t already noticed.  How many hours a week do you all spend on your hobbies?
    Ducky, yeah I remember… wow, that must have been about 5 years ago.  I still have your voice recorded from that night!  HAHA!  Do you remember what you said?  Yes, you are very gifted musically.  And the hangman word can’t be GARAGE – because there would be 2 G’s… hmmm… so what could it be?

  6. I was just going to say it couldn’t be GARAGE because of the 2 G’s…..So my guess knowing my brother is “GIRDLE” or “GIRLIE”…..but I guess I’m cheating because I’m probably the only one who knows him this well….

  7. looks like somebody found an online crossword dictionary… HA, you could have at least taken them out of alphabetical order… or not use the archaic form of the word garrote…

  8. somebody didn’t find an online crossword dictionary.  i did…. 
    btw, for the bad news, your official gEEk membership card must be returned due to the nature of this post.
    sorry to be the bearer of ill tidings.

  9. I hear ya man… I got a Sidekick One and then I got a Sidekick Two … resisting getting Sidekick Three… but here we are on Xanga.Never got into the Palm OS or any of that, but I like your Stenopad due to the raw beauty of legible handwriting.

  10. I had one of the first iPaqs when they first came out.  No….I had two of the first iPaqs.  I put one on e-bay and that went for $800.  Realizing that there were no applications or anything available, I put the second one that I had opened and played with on e-bay and that went for $750.  I felt great at the time, but then a week later when people started realizing the iPaqs were available on e-bay, one used one went for $1500.  DOH!  I then bought one from the profit of the first two and then another two when I saw it in stock at a local staples and made $150 off of each.  Now that original iPaq is just collecting dust and I never really got into the whole PDA thing.  My life isn’t that fast paced…

  11. I’m tempted to go this route myself… I’ve got a love/hate relationship with my PDA, and it’s stupid because the damn thing sits right next to my computer 99% of the time.You might be interested in the Hipster PDA 🙂

  12. This post is wonderfully funny. And it’s true, sometimes people just get carried away with gadgets. I’ve personally been a supporter of the notepad from day one, I’d say the only drawback is that I use them too often, fill them too quickly and then have them strewn all about my house- but I can live with that.

  13. FIRST LET ME TELL YOU THAT I HATE PDA’S…I  NOW  WRITE THINGS ON MY HAND INSTEAD…TO BAD IT WASHES OFF…THE TALKING TO IT IN PUBLIC THING IS TOTALLY TRUE…ON MY CELLPHONE WHEN I TELL IT TO CALL SOMEONE I GET WEIRD LOOKS…JUST DIAL THE #?!?!?…KEEP IT UP…LOVED READING YOUR POST…

  14. That was a clever entry! I’m totally with you on that one. I had a PDA, but it was such a hassle, I jsut switched to writing notes on my hand if I didn’t have any paper. Much more convenient.

  15. best thing i’ve read all day lol
    i bought a palm pilot a few years ago, and it was really neat at first, but it eventually became a hassle too.  now its a really expensive paperweight.

  16. “…You could drop it from a 40-story building, dust it off, and continue to use it – given that you go down the elevator fast enough before someone picks it up and takes it.”
    That one made me laugh. I’m glad that you came to the realization that a pad of paper and a pencil is better than some stupid piece of technology. I applaud you.
    Now, what is your view on iPods?

  17. I have often thought the same thing: using paper and pencil is much simpler.   I have an ipaq pda also.   I have some books downloaded on it.  otherwise I seldom use it.

  18. I have often thought the same thing: using paper and pencil is much simpler.   I have an ipaq pda also.   I have some books downloaded on it.  otherwise I seldom use it.

  19. Hey – Until recently I worked for a company that developed software for PDA’s. I have to say that the IPAQ is one that we just stopped supporting because to be honest it’s pretty rubbish!!…..of course my personsal opinion seems to be slightly similar to yours – they’re all rubbish – maybe I’m biased but I like paper. Add to that the fact the these all become outdated within six months of purchase and the networks won’t support them properly anyway. I have a mobile phone and an MP3 player – and thats enough. Anything else is just extra!
    Peace
    J x

  20. I admire your spirit, but I recently got a new PDA after two years of living without one. Im really happy to go back to the electronic way of organizing things, but I plan to mix it up with paper every once in a while.

  21. I still use PDA’s to study. I use them for any kind of studying for which I normally use flashcards. I use a portable keyboard to type directly into my older PDA, or I take notes into a Word doc on my computer and transport the notes into my newer PDA (which has no keyboard capability). It’s a good way to study on the go.

  22. I have to show this to my fiance.  He thinks he absolutely needs his palm pilot to survive…and all he keeps in it is his work schedule, which takes him 20 minutes to get to!  Bravo to you!

  23. Oh wow you are a true engineer to be going back to old school methods of doing things! This is really great; I enjoyed reading it all. And although it is quite hilarious, there is hardcore truth behind your explainations and reasoning.
    Very well done. Exciting and unique entry.
    😀

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