Well, my cover is blown. Tonight at church, one of my former students walked up to me and said, “You’re Mr. Pine!!!” I started to do my “what the heck are you talking about?” face, but I was in church and felt that lying there counts triple. So I fessed up. Apparently, he recognized one …
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Tarnished Compass
ABC News had a story today about the movie “The Golden Compass” and how the Vatican is condemning it for its anti-Christian views. But that’s not why I won’t pay money to see it. The author of the books the movie is based upon, Philip Pullman, has stated openly in interviews that the themes of …
Boys to Men
Quiz: What organism comes to my house, eats all my food, leaves a mess, begs me to take it on outings, thinks I have a bottomless wallet, asks me for tutoring and sometimes doesn’t show up, can’t sit still for longer than 32 seconds at a time, and expects me to take it to McDonald’s every …
On Being Religious
I remember having a conversation with a friend a while ago where he started by saying… “let me ask you something… you’re religious, right?” I replied, “no, I’m a Christian.” Then he looked at me quizzically and restated, “yeah, so you’re religious…” I then went on for about ten minutes about the subtle difference between “being religious” …
Are You Prejudiced? Are You Sure?
Interesting… Dateline, in their coverage of the whole Imus hulabaloo, did a story about a test that the makers claim determines if you have a bias toward white or black people based on how you select your answers after showing you flashing images and you choosing whether the image is “good” or “bad.” I have serious questions …
What the…
Which word you insert after those two words? I usually say “freak” when I’m around people who’ve never heard me curse, but lately I’ve been using the word “crap” for some unknown reason. What’s bad is when I get caught in between the two and wind up saying, “What the frap!!” – like I got …
Mercy Me
I remember several years ago taking a spiritual gifts inventory test. I was not surprised by what I scored high on.(music, hospitality, teaching…). This is mainly because most of those questions were something like… “Do you like playing music?” or “Have you been told that you are talented in music?” or “Do you enjoy having …
If You Don’t Look Good, We Don’t Look Good
I remember when I was in the 7th grade older women at church used to like talking to me. Now when I mean older women I mean as old as maybe 9th grade or something like that, but at my age at the time that’s a lot. But usually the “talking” would consist of me sitting …
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Five Smooth Stones
I remember one of the first Bible stories I heard at church as a child. It was about David and Goliath. I remember it very vividly. I remember the setting – a classroom that was half under ground level with a door leading to a concrete staircase on the side of the church. I remember …
Worship is Not a Spectator Sport
It’s 9:45 A.M. on a typical Sunday morning at Bethel. Time to start worship. Is everyone ready? This was my best attempt at making a panoramic photo of the sanctuary at Bethel at the start of worship this past Sunday. Is it daylight savings time? No. Was there a blizzard last night that dumped 4 feet …